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SantaBanta JOKES

Santa Apni Marriage Anniversary Wale Din Apne Ghar Ke Bahar Udaas Sa Baitha Tha, Banta Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uske Paas Aakar Puchha.
Banta: Oye Bahar Kyu Baitha Hai?
Santa: Yaar Aaj Marriage Anniversary Thi To Mene Wife Ko Gift Mein Chain Di Aur Usne Mujhe Ghar Se Bahar Nikal Diya.
Banta: Kyu? Chain Chandi Ki Laya Tha Kya?
Santa: Nahi, Cycle Ki.

Santa And Banta Jungle Mein Ghumne Gaye, Saamne Se Ek Sher Aa Gaya.
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Santa Ko Chilla Kar Bola: Oye Baag Jaldi Se.
Santa: Main Kyun Bhaagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai.

Banta ne Bhagwan Ki Tapasyaa Karni Shuru Kari. Kafi Time Ke Baad Bhagwan Ji Uski Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Prakat Hue Aur Bole.
Bhagwan: Var Maango Vats.
Apna Banta Sharmate Hue Bola: Prabhu, Aap Jaisa Soch Rahe Ho Main Vesa Nahi Hu, Mujhe To Vadhu Chahiye.

Teacher To Banta: Beta, Answer Sheet Par Sabse Pehle Kya Likhna Chahiye?
Banta: Iss Sheet Par Likhe Gaye Answer Kalpanik Hai, Jinka Kisi Bhi Book Se Koi Sambhandh Nahi Hai.

Pappu Ek Bar Apni Girlfriend Ko Milne Gaya To Uski Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sungh Kar Kaha.
Girlfriend: Aapne Muli Ke Paranthe Khaye Hai?
Pappu: Nahi Nahi, Main To Sandwich Kha Ke Aya Hun.
Girlfriend: Don’t Try To Lie, I Know Lips Can Lie But Hips Don’t Lie.

Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareeda Aur Khane Laga. Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Amarood Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.
Santa Gusse Se: Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se Toh Kida Nikla Hai.
A mood Wale Ne Kuch Socha Aur Phir Bola: Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye.
Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: Achcha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De.

What Is SantaBanta?

SantaBanta Are two imaginary characters to make funny jokes on them. The first one is Santa And another one is Banta.

When Our Santa is a little bit aged person, where Banta is a young guy.

The Santa Banta jokes are very popular among Indian peoples.

And every SANTABANTA jokes gets a minimum of 1million reads on the internet.

SantaBanta Jokes Also gets featured in many newspapers in India.

The Santa Banta Jokes never had any human character, till the SantaBanta Pvt. Ltd. Movie not released.

SantaBanta Pvt. Ltd. Movie

Santa Banta PVT. LTD. was a 2016 Bollywood movie Based on spies. The SantaBanta Pvt. Ltd. was the spy-comedy movie.

The Movie Was Directed by Akaashdeep sabir And produced by Viacom 18. The distribution of this movie was by Viacom 18 and cinetek. The film features Vir DasBoman IraniLisa Haydon and Neha Dhupia in lead roles.

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